Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)
82 years later and it’s still relevant
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Your blog has now been signed by… Michael Jackson!
MICHAEL IS SIGNING MY BLOG AGAIN OMG I THINK I’M GONNA CRY I CAN’T
SIGNED BY THE KING
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
FOREVER REBLOG
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
It was such a solid burn my mouth made a solid “O” shape. Holy crap. Holy crap.
HA!
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Answer Man
The Answer Man is an urban legend about a game that is played by kids in Japan. They say the game can invoke an evil spirit that will answer any question given to it.
You need:
- Ten people who each own a cell phone
Step 1: Gather ten people in a loose circle. Each person must have the cell phone number of the person to their left.Step 2: On the count of three, each person presses the call button to contact the person on their leftStep 3: Everyone puts their phone to their ear and listens
Because everyone is calling each other at the same time, all of the phones should be busy and nobody should receive an answer.However, one person will find that their call is mysteriously answered and they will hear a voice on the other end of the line.This is the Answer Man.When you are on the phone with the Answer Man, you can ask him anything. He will answer whatever questions you choose to ask him. However, after he gives you your answer, he will have a question for you. They say that if you answer his questions incorrectly or are unable to give an answer, a large gnarled hand will appear from the phone and tear off a piece of your body.
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“tumblr is like an inside joke with a bunch of people you don’t even know” -my brother
he doesn’t even have tumblr and he nailed it
today my brother decided to sum up tumblr AGAIN except even better..
“tumblr..what a perfect name. you’re just wasting time, tumbling. It’s just like rolling down into a bottomless pit”
guys hE KNOWS TOO MUCH
ABORT OUR COVER IS BLOWN
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justin bieber need to fall back and realize he’s twilight popular not harry potter popular you feel me
“Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular.”
I’M TOTALLY STEALING THAT
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